[Niemalsaufsteiger]

Na denne (wieder auf Englisch, sonst wirds schwierig)

The "Six Feet Under":

Bury your opponent with this deadly weapon!

-Speed-glueing is Still Alive! Our new War Machine technology features durable
Speed Glue effect out of the box. Don't forget: It Never Dies!

-It sounds like a Bonesaw. After some well hit strokes, your opponent will run away crying.

-There will be No Warning Shot for your opponent: every attack will be the last.

-Despite all the control the rubber offers, we our rubber experts have figured out that there has to be a safety system for you to win the game: We implemented a Shot In The Head-feature, which allows you to hit your enemys' heads just as hard as a sledge hammer. Only for the case that you don't hit the table.

As you might see from the description, your opponent will feel Hacked To Pieces!!!
Why get a Knife, Gun Or Axe if you can have this insane rubber?


Wenn ich noch eine geeignete Band finde, dann poste ich hier wieder was, aber im Moment habe ich keine Ideen mehr.

Grüße,
Christian

PS: Sledge Hammer ist natürlich kein SFU-Song.