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Quotes
1)
"Have you thought of a name for it yet?"
"I was thinking along the lines of...Dick does Daisy."
"No. That's lousy."
"How about...Anal Antics?"
"Anal Antics...yes. It will appeal to the intellectuals.
Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win the hooker prize?"
2)
"Yeah! And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?"
3)
"Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four!"
4)
"Don't touch me, I'm a doctor."
"Of what?"
"Music."
"Can you fix a hi-fi?"
"No."
"Then shut up!"
5)
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
6)
"You're Sicilian, ha?"
"Yeah, Sicilian."
"Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating.
Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers."
7)
"I was attacked by a coked up whore and a crazy dentist!"
8)
"What's this?"
"Ark of the Covenant."
"Are you sure?"
"Pretty sure."
9)
"Well, it's not right to go into details, but I said the wrong thing. Whereas if I hadn't, I could be
in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you.
No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug."
10)
"I had problems getting it up."
"You mean in a sexual way?"
"No. For the big game against Michigan State!"
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