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Finland. We must put an end to these atrocities which irreperably harm
Microsoft employees, stockholders, customers, and ultimately the entire
world...'"

-- Excerpt from a radio broadcast during the first day of the Month of
Disney (formerly December), 2028
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-- #Debian